I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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