Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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