He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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