their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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