that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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