just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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