Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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