fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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