so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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