She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
did i walk over a car last night?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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