just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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