i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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