im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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