First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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