bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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