Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I think a kid would responsible me up
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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