Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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