He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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