who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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