Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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