I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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