So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
be right there i have to get my cape
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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