Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I think people are normalizing furries
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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