Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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