Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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