I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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