He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
is wine microwaveable?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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