Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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