The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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