Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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