He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
