He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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