that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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