If that was your dad, he is hot
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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