i was born a porn star she said
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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