What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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