Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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