he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Houston, we have a squirter
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I need to wash the frat house off of me
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
