You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
the raccoons are back...
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