C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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