Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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