I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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