Well apparently he's into motor boating.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
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I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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