if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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