You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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