Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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