Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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