I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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