I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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