scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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