I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He better not be in your backpack
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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