can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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