I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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