You can't motorboat a personality
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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